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Saturday, September 1, 2012

Eda Thadiya - The Big Eater - My Malayali Acting Comeback


What a difference language makes. Some five years after my last movie shoot in Bombay, I made my comeback in "The Big Eater", a Malayalam movie, by renowned Kerala film maker Aashiq Abu,  about a rather obese guy who falls in love with (and of course gets) a really pretty girl. 

The first day of shooting was at a the Kashi Café in Fort Cochin, so there was no commuting time, despite the 7:30 AM start. The directors, actors and crew were friendly and engaging. Breakfast was delicious. 

On the set I met a writer from South Africa, a games graphic artist from Malaysia, a nice young woman from just outside London. The stars smiled and said hi.

They did the restaurant scene rather lickety-split, with only about three takes per sequence, as opposed to eight or more in a Hindi movie. I was in two sequences. In the first, I conversed with a waiter at the coffee bar. In the second, I ate a piece of cake with the nice young woman from just outside London. The back of my bald head should feature somewhere in the final cut. The entire scene was done before lunch time. 

The crew is in town for a few shoots, so perhaps I can get a dancing part in an upcoming production. It's good to be back!

Monday, July 16, 2012

Delightful Darjeeling


In that little thumb of land wedged in between the Himalayan nations of Nepal and Bhutan, Darjeeling is perched some 2100 meters above sea level. A bustling town and regional hub, officially in the state of West Bengal, Darjeeling has far more of a Nepali and Tibetan feel to it. Indeed, not much Bengali is heard; the main Indian language is Hindi. The local cinema, in the rather sad Rink Mall, has only played, since we've been here, Hindi films. 

Not being able to resist the temptation of Hindi movies here in the Desh, so far I have seen Bol Bachchan and Cocktail, the only two that have played. The latter flick, starring Saif Ali Khan (how does he still look so good?), the surprisingly versatile Deepika Padukone, as well as Diana Penty, deals with a love triangle, in a modern way that would have been unthinkable ten years ago. A thumping soundtrack makes it a film worth seeing. As for Bol Bachchan, it was kind of silly, but still amusing. Its fight scenes were really good though. 

But I digress. It's monsoon time in India, and the putative state of Gorkhaland is no exception. The mist and clouds are always thick, and the drizzle is more or less constant. Yet for a brief period each morning, the clouds open up revealing the spectacular mountain range, in view from almost everywhere, including from our hotel room. We awake each day to monks chanting and the wafting of temple incense. The hotel Seven Seventeen is owned by a Tibetan family; they built it from an initial six rooms twenty years ago to a formidable six floors. And they've done a great job at it, too.


There is plenty to do in Darjeeling. We have been to the Himalayan zoo, with its well-kept grounds and fascinating collection of species large and small, native to this region. There are parks. There are endless lane ways to get lost in, up and down the hills of the town. Of particular note is the cable car. Although Adam was reluctant to go with so much low-flying cloud, it ended up being a blessing. Going down, we could see the tea plantations just beyond the mist below. Coming up, I had the distinct sense of ascending to heaven, enveloped in fluffy clouds. There's even a fetching botanical garden, although in the rain it was somewhat less than wonderful, save for the orchid house, which was indoors.

What's more, in addition to the very shanti vibe, the breathtaking vistas, Darjeeling has no discernible population of mosquitoes. It's quite nearly paradise. I'm thinking it may be the best place I've been to in all of India, with Kovalam as the runner-up.

We're about halfway through our stay in this delightful town. Arrangements have however been been for the following two legs of our journey. Next up: tear up the town with good friends in big city Delhi, my hands-down favorite metro in India. Thereafter, up to Leh, aka Ladakh, in the Tibetan portion of Kashmir, all of 3500 meters above sea level, with an excellent probability of snow. Stay tuned. Austrian Immigration can take its sweet time.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Jodhaa Akbar in Dubai

Dubai was my final stop. I had always wanted to see that particular super-rich Gulf state, and to fly Emirates Airlines. Regarding the latter, it now occupies the Number One position for favorite airlines. Jet Airways is still on the list, too. Singapore Airlines has fallen a notch.

After an all-night flight, I arrived in a rather groggy state and the taxi driver I found was none other than Hassan-bhai from Bombay. He dropped me at my (outrageously overpriced) hotel, and offered me a city tour. I accepted. My day started in Hindi, and was about to continue in that vein pretty much for the duration of my short sojourn in the United Arab Emirates. I had parothas and massala chai for breakfast. Later on, Hassan-bhai picked me up with his friend Atif, who hailed from Pakistan. They took me around to see part of the waterfront, variously themed malls (including one with indoor skiing), carpet merchants, the world’s only 7-star hotel, and a perfectly coiffed beach.

We had a whale of a time. There are lots of Hindi music radio stations, and we cranked up the volume and hit the highway, singing and dancing as much as one can in a car, and generally having lots of fun together.

At some point, our conversation turned to interreligious marriage. The boys asserted that if a Hindu girl were to marry a Muslim man, that would be OK. But if a Muslim girl married a Hindu, that would be pretty much grounds for an honor killing. As I don’t quite agree with that stance, I recounted a brief anecdote to make my point as tactfully as possible.

Nearly half a century ago, when people were even more traditional than nowadays, there was a young woman from a small town in Kansas, Christian by birth, but with ideas of her own, who decided to study far from home in Hawaii. There she met a (lapsed) Muslim man from Kenya, Africa. They fell in love and married. Needless to say, there was consternation on the part of all the parents. But nobody contemplated knocking off either the bride or the groom to save besmirched honor. A son was born of this union. And he is about to become the next President of the United States of America.

For good measure, I just had to add that this difference in mentality is one of the reasons that India and Pakistan are and will remain poor countries. This is not a case of imposing foreign values, heaven forefend. People should be able to follow their own beliefs and traditions. Stay poor if you want if that’s the collective will.

Later on, I went to the Mall of the Emirates (the one with indoor downhill skiing) with a really nice Filipino chap I hooked up with. There was a cinema. And you will never guess what movie was playing: Jodhaa Akbar!! This was the first movie I was in upon arriving in Bombay! I couldn’t believe my luck. It was with Arabic and English subtitles. I bought two tickets for the next show.

Here I was at the end of my trip, reliving the happiest moment of all, which occurred at the beginning. It was like coming full circle. The crowning glory.

Hritik Roshan plays Laluddin Mohammed, the just Mughal emperor. He calculates that he can solidify Mughal rule over all of India by marrying the Rajput princess, Jodhaa (Aishwarya Rai), cementing an indispensible political alliance. Princess Jodhaa agrees to the union on two conditions: that not only must she keep her Hindu religion, but also have a shrine to Krishna, of whom she is a devotee, in her quarters. Laluddin Mohammed agrees, they marry, she becomes Empress, and both make a genuine effort to respect and even participate in each other’s rituals and traditions.

This could only come out of Bollywood. In fact, this is what I love the most about the genre. The intelligent and sensitive manner in which they approach issues of tolerance and modernization. It was also wonderfully poignant to see it in an Arab country. The subtext is clear. India was finally united as a political entity when Muslims and Hindus got together in respect, tolerance and love.

But that’s not all. To win her over completely and demonstrate his sincerity, he abolishes a pilgrimage tax on Hindus. In the speech he makes before his court to announce this momentous decision, we get not one, but several, rather clear shots, although at a slight distance, of yours truly, Skye Frontier, in full Mughal courtier regalia. Following the scene is the catchiest song in the movie, hailing the great emperor for his magnanimity and wisdom.

I set out with a dream. It came true. I saw it with my very own eyes and felt it in my beating heart. It has all been worth it.

And so concludes my journey. Jai Hind! Bollywood Zindabad!

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Har Pal – Movie Shoot

A good part of the last several days in Pushkar were spent with Mikael, an amazing Swede, with a heart of gold, and a great eye for taking the most striking pictures. After a spell apart, we resolved to link up again in the Big City, and as no trip to the glitz capital of India is complete without a day on a Bollywood set, I rang up Amjad, and made sure we both got into a song sequence for an A-production. My luck held up.

Har Pal
features relative newcomer Shiny Ahuja, paired for the first time with established star Preity Zinta. The scene was set in a nightclub. I recognized some of the dancers from Johnny Gaddar, and others from further movies I have seen, as well.

Right away we were treated to the stars themselves. Shiny Ahuja is very personable, and I wish him much success in his growing career. Preity Zinta is a bitch.

Mikael and I were hands down the best dancers in the foreigners group, not including (but not needing to) the dancing girls with breast implants and feathers in their bleach-blond hair, shaking their wares on the bar. After the first take, true to form, we were both moved right into view of the camera, and nearly stole the show. Knowing beforehand that it was to be shot in a nightclub, I had dressed us appropriately for the occasion.

At a certain point, they put us up in the DJ’s booth, and the beginning of that shot was focused right on us as the camera began to pan across and then down. Doing that take had its good and bad points. The worst part was that behind us was an entire wall of light bulbs, and the whole time it felt like our backsides were baking full tilt in a Holly Hobby oven. The best part was, being in a bar, and feathers in their bleach-blond hair, Mikael cleverly managed to score us beer and Red Bull (but not together) and our dancing soon grew in energy and enthusiasm. We were joined by an intriguing Austrian girl who spoke a slew of languages, including about as much Hindi as me. There was another English girl who also spoke Hindi, and the three of us made quite a stir among the dancers and crew chatting each other up in their language. The Austrian girl was mad as a hatter. When it came up that she spoke several languages, I asked that inevitable question of just how many. She feigned the usual “oh it’s really nothing” false modesty, and revealed the number eight. I can’t describe the malicious fun it was giving her the reaction she least expected, taking her down a peg with my ten. Nevertheless, it must be said that I was duly impressed.

Previously, given the chance, I would loved to have given Preity a cultivated compliment on her (best) performance in Veer Zaara
. Austrian Hyperpolyglot managed a short but pleasant exchange with Shiny. The most I managed with Preity was brief eye contact and a Namaskar, which she acknowledged with the most grudging and brief of smiles. From the DJ’s booth, I had the perfect vantage point. Being all pissy and full of diva attitude, I would just have loved to have had a slingshot to pelt her with a spitball, or two. I mean, does she actually reckon that her shit comes out perfumed with a blue ribbon tied to it? She’s apparently not a favorite of other film industry workers, either.

In the event, it was certainly the most fun I’ve had thus far on a film set, and I really couldn’t care less if I make the final cut or not. OK. I’m lying. It would be very nice. Later that evening, Mikael and I, in true neo-colonial fashion, toasted ourselves over outrageously overpriced sushi at the famous Taj Mahal hotel
. A memorable end to a memorably week, and a particularly memorable day.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Johnny Gaddaar – The Movie

Well, it’s out. And I saw it. And guess what – it’s a hit! Admittedly an off-the-shelf thriller, with some great acting, and brilliant technical execution, I was pleasantly surprised by Johnny Gaddaar.

One of the aspects that stood out for me was the copious quantities of (apparently authentic) banknotes they used for the film. Seeing all those stacks and piles of money made my Jew-heart leap.


Wouldn’t you know it, as in every movie and commercial I’ve been in, I didn’t make the final cut. I guess it’s in my karma. But that doesn’t subtract from the experience, and certainly not from the film.

It’s an apt metaphor, as well. Having fun making the movie of your life is the point; making the final cut is actually secondary. On that note, with my Bollywood agent Amjad on my trail, it’s time to be in another movie!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Chakde India - Movie with SRK

Strange as it may seem, in the four months to date that I have been in India, I have not seen a single movie (in the cinema) of my ultimate hero, Shah Rukh Khan. It seems that not only do we share a birthday (he's five years to the day older than me) but we also decided to take a bit of a break from the world at the same time.

SRK, King Khan, Master of Bollywood is back. Whether he laughs, cries, shows anger or aggression, is in love or plots vengeance, it shows from his body language that he is drawing on a past personal experience. In the ocean of schlock and overacting that characterizes Bollywood, Shah Rukh stands out, and perhaps alone, in being believable. He admits that, as opposed to when he began his career, nowadays it all comes easily to him. That's just proof positive of what a gift this man possesses.

Progressive social themes are a favorite of his. In Chakde India, he takes on several hot-button issues, and handles them all with panache.

The movie opens with SRK as Kabir Khan, captain of India's field hockey team, taking the final overtime penalty shot in the World Cup finals against Pakistan. This is the first film that I can remember that SRK plays the Muslim that he is. I can recall him as the good Hindu boy, making a progressive point in many films, and this flash of authenticity is most welcome. Kabir misses the shot, and India loses the match and the tournament. In a show of chivalry, Pakistan's team captain shakes his hand and offers an embrace, both of which are captured on film by the media, angered by the loss and always hungry for scandals and scapegoats. Was Kabir Khan a traitor to India? At the end of the sequence, he is drummed out of his home.

India's Muslims, some 20 or so percent of the population, have fought long and hard against suspicions that they are a fifth column for Pakistan. I have seen no small number of films where Muslim actors and directors, who are overrepresented in terms of their percentage in the general population in Hindi cinema, make the point again and again that they are Indian through and through. There seems to be a need to reaffirm their allegiance, which only says to me that it is still questioned, at least in subtext, throughout some of Hindu society.

Seven years after the World Cup debacle, appropriately set in Delhi, the nation's capital (and incidentally released just days before India's 60th Independence Day), Kabir Khan is called upon to coach a very unlikely girl's national field hockey team. Once again, SRK takes on reactionary figures to move, if only a few inches, towards modernity. In fact, the team is composed of girls from every region of this vast country, and the dynamic lends itself rather well to some good humor. There are even two girls from Northeastern states, who endure catcalls from Subcontinental men on several occasions, in one of which the girls of the team trash a McDonald's restaurant in a brawl defending them. I drew particular pleasure from the trashing of McDonald's: a symbol of imperialism at its very worst, and even though oddly satisfying on occasion when there is a particular yen for some truly disgusting junk food, it is a veritable culinary catastrophe in its Indian version.

No wonder Northeastern girls endure this type of humiliation. The natives of the seven northeastern states are ethnically much closer to Burmese and Thais than to Indians. There are a myriad of cultural differences, but one of them is that they don't negate women's sexuality and have much healthier attitudes in general as compared to Indians' messed up hypocritical "morality".

Perhaps a few more words should finally be said here about India's rule over the Northeastern states. Make no mistake about it: not one person can point a finger accusing me of not being a true friend of India. But friends can and also should level criticism where it is needed most. India is unwelcome by no small number of Northeasterners. These states should probably have become independent countries at the time of Independence, and India has hung on with a policy, at times, of brute force. Some states are under virtual military occupation, enduring terrible human rights abuses, about which the world remains almost completely ignorant. I'm not saying that I have a readymade solution on file; no doubt the issue is very complex. However the status quo is unacceptable, and more of India's friends should say so out loud.

Kabir Khan is a demanding coach. He is often harsh and difficult to please (though I would certainly try my best if given the chance). When initially denied permission to take his team to the Women's Field Hockey World Cup tournament in Australia, he responds with a challenge. If the girls can win a game against the boys’ team, they should be allowed to go and represent India. The game is played, and the girls lose 3-2. But they play a great game and are given the go-ahead to fly to Melbourne.

The second half of the movie is the series of games they play in the tournament. Predictably, they are thrashed in the first one 7-0 by host Australia. Likewise, they win in a penalty shootout in the final game against the same team, coming home as heroes, and vindicating Kabir Khan, who returns to his former Delhi home in the final scene.

When all is said and done, Shah Rukh Khan gives another stellar performance in a movie full of poignant issues and symbolism. My only disappointment is that there were no actual song and dance sequences, since I'm such a sucker for them. Nevertheless, that does not subtract from the film overall, and it should be seen now and noted for posterity for the social messages it so effectively relays.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Shootout at Lokhandwala – Movie

Of the recent crop of Hindi movies to hit the big screen, Shootout at Lokhandwala stands out. The film is replete with graphic violence à la Tarantino, making the same not only easier to stomach, but actually adding to the entertainment value. The soundtrack totally rocks, being the best I’ve heard in recent times. And the main villains are endearingly played by Vivek Oberoi and Tusshar Kapoor.

Vivek’s debut film, Company, was a huge hit, with him playing a hoodlum, a role for which he spent extensive time in a Bombay slum. He does the tough-guy role really well, although his million-dollar smile betrays his true and privileged background. Indeed, in subsequent films, he has done well at romance and comedy. Saathiya and Masti stand out. A good dancer who is definitely not hard to look at, his ultimate charm is that what he has, he dispenses sparingly, but to outstanding effect.

When I first saw a movie with Tusshar Kapoor, I found him to be rather nondescript. But as I’ve seen him in more and more, he’s actually grown on me quite a bit. He’s an excellent dancer, and has a very unpretentious air about him. I reckon his success will continue to grow.

All the song sequences in Shootout at Lokhandwala are done by the villains, and their energetic and aggressive cavorting to catchy and rhythmic numbers are easily the high points of the film. Vivek and Tusshar also have superb onscreen chemistry.

That the producer and lead actor, Sanjay Dutt, would endeavor to make a movie that is based on “true rumors” surrounding the criminal underworld that pulled off the 1993 Bombay Bombings, is noteworthy in itself. The blasts were apparently revenge for the 1991 destruction of the Babri mosque by Hindu extremists. Riots ensued, most viciously in Bombay, and ironically, most of the victims turned out to be Muslims. Dawood Ibrahim, leader of the Bombay Mafia, in his Muslim piety, activated his links with the Lakshar-e-Toiba and al Qaida terrorist outfits.

Sanjay Dutt, a most secular Muslim, is known to have had contacts with underworld figures, at very least on the level of movie financing, in which their involvement is well known. From here, apparently, in the wake of the riots, Sanjay took delivery of some pretty serious illegal weapons. Indeed, he was arrested and convicted on such charges, and remains on probation to this day.

Shootout at Lokhandwala is about the Bombay police unit that went after underworld figures linked to Dawood Ibrahim in 1991, using the most heavy-handed brutality. Their methods could clearly be described as human rights violations. Sanjay Dutt plays the commanding officer of this unit, who was charged with the atrocities stemming from the event that gives the film its name. The shootout annihilated the entire gang in question. At the end of the movie, his character is acquitted. Nevertheless, the denouement text on the screen implies that the Anti-terror Squad’s subsequent disbandment, at least indirectly, contributed to the 1993 Bombings, as there were no longer competent police resources to take on the most dangerous underworld figures in a manner effective enough to stop them.

It seems to me that Sanjay Dutt has used this excellent film as a soapbox to completely deny involvement in the underworld and terrorism. I cannot judge to what extent this is true, but suffice it to say that while he may have gotten a raw deal in court, the complete disavowal rings somewhat hollow. That said, go see the film!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Ta Ra Rum Pum – Movie

What better way to escape from the grind of the city, as and to apply balm to my shaken spirit, traumatized as I was from the trip back from Matheran, than with the magic and make believe world that is a refuge for me and more than a billion other souls: Bollywood movie, and a Class A production to boot. Ta Ra Rum Pum, starring the ever-suave Saif Ali Khan and the eternally beautiful Rani Mukherjee, had a huge promotion budget. I had seen the posters. I had watched the trailers. And I was to see it on no less than opening night at the Regal Cinema in Colaba.

Wikipedia’s synopsis is as follows:

Rajveer Singh (Saif Ali Khan) has an immense passion for driving and dreams of making it big on the racecourse. He is discovered by his manager Harry (Jaaved Jaffrey). In a sudden twist of fate, he meets Radhika Shekar Rai Banerjee (Rani Mukerji) and instantly falls for her. He joins Speeding Saddles - a failing race team and transforms from Rajveer Singh to RV the race car driver.

What started as an innocent love blossoms into a serious relationship as months pass by. Radhika is a great pianist, majoring in music at
Columbia University, whereas Rajveer has no degree or any educational background. His lack of education instantly earns the disapproval of Radhika's father, Subho Shekar Roy Banerjee (Victor Banerjee). Radhika walks out of her big mansion and marries RV. She forgets about her degree and takes on her job as a housewife therefore Radhika Shekar Rai Banerjee turns into Shona. Their family is complete with the birth of two children - Priya (Angelina Idnani) and Ranveer (Ali Haji). Luck follows him as RV and he is soon proclaimed the number one race
car driver in the USA.

However tragedy strikes when RV is involved in an accident whilst racing and he is hospitalized for a few months. He tries to make a comeback but the trauma of the accident mentally scars him. After a string of failures, he is forced to auction his house and move with his family to a run-down Bronx-style neighborhood. RV and Radhika decide to hide the terrible truth from their children by saying that they are part of a reality television show where they have to live a poor life in order to win a mythical grand prize.

The family struggle with their new lifestyle but stick together by using a mixture of fantasy and cheerfulness to pull through. However an incident forces RV to make a decision and reclaim the life that was taken away from him.
The loss of everything struck a resonant chord with me on that day. Indeed, one of my perhaps irrational but nonetheless longstanding and persistent fears was that I would somehow, but a twist of fate, one day end up in penury. While that may seem far-fetched, I had once been flat broke in Sao Paulo, of all places, which was pretty scary. Another adventure, after ownership of a successful translation business, also in Brazil, brought me to a dead end punching holes in paper in Miami. So it was in the realm of my experience.

Nevertheless, life skills that come with maturity, helped by a successful career in Israeli hi-tech, calmed such dread in recent years. Life is a series of cycles. Sometimes you’re up, sometimes you’re down. The only defeat from which you cannot recover is a defeat of the spirit.

On the day I had picked up my new passport at the American Consulate, I met an older gentleman, who was a senior executive at a US oil company. He was of the Jain faith, and after a bit of line-up banter, I asked him if he could give me any words of wisdom on this very topic.

“I could sleep on the floor without any complaints if I lost everything. I have myself.” More food for thought.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Johnny Gaddaar – Song Sequence in B-Movie

I was thirsting for fame. On this two-day shoot of a catchy music clip for the movie Johnny Gaddaar, I was determined to muscle my way into every frame possible.

I started by chatting up the dancers. On the first day, most were pretty aloof, but that didn’t deter me.

It was in an air conditioned nightclub, but being on my feet for so many hours caused my lower back to belie my true age. Yet when required to dance, I put on my ear-to-ear smile and shook my ass like there was no tomorrow. They took notice. I was moved right to the stage. At the end of one particular take, one dancer shook my hand. Another asked me if I was a professional. I replied that I was as of now.

The following day, which also spanned some sixteen hours, I was right up front dancing away as the hero entered the nightclub. Full frontal. Finally my 15 minutes.

As the day wore on, once nice young dancer gave me the number of a dance instructor in Chennai, where he was from. I could only improve. At this point, I felt I had finally gained the respect of the permanent foreign actors as well. I have pretty good moves for a white Jew-boy, after all.

Most interestingly, I was able to exchange a few words with the script writer at the end of the second day, a lovely woman named Pooja. She thought it was at once cute and strangely intriguing that I had come all the way from Israel to be in Indian showbiz in order to translate the medium to Western audiences. “Most Bollywood movies today are trash,” she told me. I explained that in an industry of 900 plus movies a year, 250 of which are in Hindi, if 90% are garbage, that means 25 good movies annually, or at least two a month. Those were the ones I was interested in. She smiled and said that she had never thought of it that way. I guess that this kind of cultural exchange is indeed a two-way street.

Atria – The Millennium Mall – Commercial

Although I had come to be in movies with big stars, I let myself get roped into one more commercial. This was for the Atria Mall.

I had passed this striking edifice on my way to (losing my since-recovered passport in) Colaba from the airport, and had been suitably impressed. On my previous trip to India five years ago, I had searched in vain for a mall experience worthy of my basest JAP impulses. India had made the leap into the mall age, and I had to see it for myself.

Although by far the most notable mall, it was not the only one I managed to find in my non-sadhu moments. Of note are also the
InOrbit mall in far-off Malad, and Infiniti mall in Anheri.

It was the same crew from the day before, which shot
Chillz Ice Cream. The director, my namesake was also there. They remembered me as needing only to be instructed once, and asked if I could drive a car. Another moment of triumph put me behind the wheel of a two-seater red Honda sports car, beside a very sweet, blond Norwegian girl. Later, I found out that the car was made at a factory that also produced testosterone on an industrial scale: a V6 2.5 liter engine, and all I had to do for six hours was drive very slowly up and down in front of the entrance. I would rather have really driven that car, preferably on a traffic-free coastal highway, but at least I was sitting down for this portion of the shoot, even though it must have been 35 Celsius outside.

During one of the many waiting periods, I also had the good fortune to meet two exceedingly nice Iranian women. Only one, Azzade, spoke reasonable English, and of course I relished the chance to befriend people from so-called "enemy countries".

As it turns out, Azzade had left Iran some years before, and had taught art in Islamabad, Pakistan for some time. She had briefly returned to Iran , but was shocked at the direction our (true) enemy Mahmoud Ahmedinejad was taking the country. Here she finds herself in India, hoping for asylum. I gave her the Immigration website, and I'm still thinking good visa thoughts for her.

Also present were Paris from the previous day, Zoran the Bavarian from Jodhaa Akbar, and another guy originally from San Francisco. They are part of a group of professional actors that are living long-term in Bombay, making a decent living in this industry. However, my questions about contacts and figures has made them somewhat suspicious of my motives, and rightly so. I can act, dance, speak more Hindi than them, and must strike them as an over-achiever who could easily "threaten" their position if I put my mind to it (a stupid suspicion, if ever there was one). It doesn't help that they have no refuge in a foreign language in my presence. Their gaze reminded me of a feeling I remember from my translator days in Brazil.

All said, the day's shooting went quite well, and I ascertained, by methods just short of Chinese water torture, that with a combination of luck and chutzpah, one could easily earn between $1000 - $3000 a month from acting, not a bad sum for India. With more luck and perseverance, plenty more was possible. I took note.

Hum Tum

This was a favorite movie of mine from a few years back.

In many countries, modernization is often equated with Westernization. For this reason, in the West, such is often considered a good thing, while in the developing world, it is seen as a negative phenomenon to be vigorously combated. Indeed, there are overlapping aspects, however these two concepts are not one and the same.

Let us briefly examine, as an example, the issue of women’s chastity. Social conservatives insist that women be virgins to marry. They often maintain, though less consistently, that men also remain chaste until marriage. But the loss of a man’s virginity is seen as a feather in his cap, whereas a woman cannot be considered for marriage if it is known that she has “a reputation”. Furthermore, although it is not unheard of, extrapolating on the same principle, marriage by a man to a widow, or worse, a divorcee, is often frowned upon. Not just feminists, but social liberals of all stripes generally see this as preposterous, as it dictates a woman’s sexuality for her, applying a double standard, and denying her sovereignty over her own body. To reject this in a socially conservative culture is without a doubt a push towards modernity, although it remains true that this view is already more commonly held in Western countries.

Returning to the sphere of culture and cinema, American domination of entertainment media across the world is without a doubt cultural imperialism. There may be aspects of the same phenomenon when Bollywood cinema takes on overtly Western traits. However, in the case of Hum Tum, no entertainment value is lost, the result is memorably enjoyable, and the social message remains poignant. The problematic aspect of the film lies elsewhere, as we shall see ahead.

True to form, Yash Chopra knows how to spin a love story. Starring the infectiously likeable Saif Ali Khan (world’s most handsome nose) and the incomparable Rani Mukerji (my favorite female lead), this is basically a curry-and-chutney version of When Harry Met Sally. Another of this film’s distinguishing characteristics is terrific animated cartoon scenes, which is a first in Hindi cinema. The animated clips are something like a choir, explaining or interpreting events. One might have thought that content-wise it would be just another inane shtick, of which, I am the first to admit, there is plenty in this cinematic genre. Surprisingly, not just the animation, but indeed the whole movie has almost plausible dialogs that draw you in and really let you identify with each of the characters.

The movie opens with Karan and Rhea at Delhi airport about to catch a flight to New York. They sit together on the plane, and Karan chats Rhea up, in the Don Juan style that marks his character. Karan gets nowhere fast, but on the layover in Amsterdam, they decide to see the sights together. It’s not a date. They split all expenses 50-50. And the on-location footage could easily be endorsed by the Dutch Ministry of Tourism.

Several months elapse and Karan and Rhea meet up again in Central Park in New York, also shot on location. These two hip, modern and Westernized Indians have a very Indian scene where Karan flirts with Rhea’s friend, without realizing who she is, and ends up with egg on his face.

Events progress, and we find ourselves back in Delhi, some years later, with Rhea preparing for her wedding. As it turns out, Karan’s mother is the wedding director, a career that apparently must pay extremely well, based on the lifestyle shown. Indeed, Karan’s mother is an interesting woman insofar as she has been separated from Karan’s father for some seventeen years, and has nonetheless brought up her son and excelled in business. Is this kind of portrayal Western or modern? Here is where the lines blur. I propound that it is an expression of social progress. Not that she is happy with this separation, which, in true Bollywood fashion, is resolved by the film’s end.

But back to the Rhea’s wedding. As it would happen, there is a staff shortage on the day of Rhea’s henna ceremony, and Karan is asked to step in to lend a hand. Still ticked off from the scene in Central Park, Rhea comes around in friendship during an engagingly amusing scene where Karan crashes the all-girls portion of the party. Karan is lounging about with half of the girlfriends, citing great lovers in history that never married, in a rather tongue-in-cheek way. “Marriage is the end of love” he declares. Romeo and Juliet never married. Neither did Adam and Eve for that matter.

Nonplussed, Rhea, over with her half of the girlfriends reminds the group that the greatest monument to romantic love was built for the Empress Mumtaz, namely the Taj Mahal. And then she breaks into song, singing of “chocolate heros” that talk a lot about love, but abscond at the wedding.

The song Gori Gori is all in good fun, with Rhea at one point ripping off Karan’s shirt, and Karan falling down in the midst of a throng of maidens, only to get his butt pinched. Definitely not standard Bollywood fare, although certainly tame in comparison to some of the low-brow stuff that American popular cinema often churns out.

Rhea marries Samir, a Muslim, in a Hindu ceremony, which is significant in and of itself, as a sop to secularism. Samir is played by Abhishek Bachchan, son of Bollywood scion Amitabh. Indeed, while Abhishek certainly gets plenty of roles, his father casts a long shadow on his career and abilities. The newlyweds part, but not before each of them expresses some wisdom and friendship to Karan.

Fast forward to a few years later. Karan goes to visit his father in Paris. In the meantime, he now writes and illustrates a syndicated cartoon, Hum Tum (hence the clever animation and the movie’s title) about a boy and a girl, and the ostensibly irreconcilable differences (and truisms) between the sexes.

By chance, he meets Rhea in the train. Alas, Samir died in an accident about a year before, and Rhea chose to be alone, save for her mother, with her loss. Struck by empathy for his friend, Karan shows a mature and caring side, making a valiant effort to cheer Rhea up. When she refuses his breakfast, lunch and dinner invitations, he appears one day at the fashion boutique she owns (no kidding) with take-out Chinese. She gently scorns what she sees as pity, explaining that for this very reason, she chose not to return to India after Samir’s demise, as there would be an expectation that she remarry, and yet a perception that since once previously wedded, she was somehow damaged goods. To this, Karan presents the bill for lunch, insisting that they divide it 50-50.

Karan’s charm of course finds a chink in Rhea’s armor, and on a subsequent outing in a park near a school, continuing in his efforts to now get her to stop feeling so sorry for herself, he expresses admiration that Rhea is conversant in French. “It’s important to know the language of the country where you live,” she says. No tinge of irony in a movie where perhaps fifteen to twenty percent of the dialog is in polished English. “Really?” he asks, incredulously. “I’ve always managed with Hindi, everywhere I go. If people don’t know it, I teach them. If I can teach those French kids over there some Hindi, will you at least do as I say?”

And with that, he breaks into song, leading a group of French kids in happy Bollywood-synchronized choreography somewhere in Paris. It’s a hilarious contrast, but done really well, and the song, Chakde Chakde, while pure pop, is decidedly catchy. “Chuck your woes away and feel the waves of ecstasy wash over you,” etc. The cast, crew and extras must have had a ball shooting it.

Karan’s cartoon series Hum Tum is taken up by the Times of India, and he returns to Mumbai. Three months later, Rhea follows for a visit. But here he makes a fatal mistake, sending his best friend Mihir, played by a startlingly pumped-up Jimmy Shergill, to fetch her at the airport, in hopes she might take a romantic interest. One memorable line in the ride from the airport is Rhea’s mother commenting on how it’s good to be back in their homeland, thereupon noticing someone defecating on the sidewalk.

At 2:00 the next morning, Karan pops in on Rhea for a late-night snack, and a pep talk. Attempting to soften her up regarding Mihir, about which she still has not connected the dots, he talks about arranged marriages. “I’m a great fan of arranged marriages,” he claims, in English no less. He insists on a role-play game for a prospective match. She resists. He counters, “it’ll be funny, and fun – do you remember fun?” to which she relents.

The ensuing conversation, set against the backdrop of Mumbai’s city lights, is the most endearing of the entire film.

But the next night out, Karan’s plot is revealed, and the inevitable fight comes. After a heartfelt apology, they are reunited, and in a burst of passion, they end up spending the night together. While the initial kiss is only shown from a distance, the fact that the occurrence is explicitly understood by the audience is also something of a departure for the genre.

When they meet up for Mihir’s wedding to Diana, another friend (there have to be happy endings all around) Rhea’s thoughts focus on how right it felt, but Karan experiences all the dissonance, and of a rather negative macho nature. And so they part, and the sense of lost opportunity is palpable.

Another year passes. Karan publishes a book on Hum Tum, and at its launching, dedicates it to the one he loves, for it is clear that he realizes his mistakes. After he steps down from the dais, who should appear, but Rhea, and after a few words of charming reconciliation, they join hands and the movie concludes.

The push towards modernity in the progressive sense strikes me as worthy, as these are values which I espouse for their self-evident liberal and liberating merit. The overt Western tone however could be construed as a subtle form of cultural imperialism, though the cinematic goal seems to be that such values are not for “people like them”, i.e. foreigners, but rather “people like us” i.e. other Indians, Westernized as they may be. Moreover, ogling the opulence in which the characters lead their lives legitimizes, on a certain if only subliminal level, rather shocking income disparities. This is a paradox insofar as the film’s overall social mission is very progressive indeed. To be sure, this technique is also common in Brazilian (and copy-catted in less effectively in other Spanish-language) telenovelas as well. Social mission notwithstanding, I reckon it is a symptom of a rather middle-class and paternalistic form of liberalism that seems to have increasingly tightened its ideological grip on many leftist intellectuals since the fall of the Berlin wall. In other words, let’s all be liberal at heart, without questioning the economic domination of the ruling classes.

By showing a very inviting lifestyle that anyone would want to aspire to, and then associating certain values with it, directors have found an effective way to break down ideological resistance. It is a workable device on the one hand, but on the other, the charge of modernism equals decadent Westernization gains currency when the legitimized überaffluence is juxtaposed with the broadminded social mission. In this sense, not only this film, but the vehicle for this message is at once a success and failure, even though it is unrealistic to expect that an entertainment genre can address social and economic issues within the same format and on the same plane. Yash Chopra is neither Arthur Miller nor Bertolt Brecht.

True, the times, audiences and contexts are different, but I do believe there is common ground with regard to the medium and the message. Having said all that, Hum Tum is a lovely film that exudes fun, entertainment and progressive attitudes.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Chillz Ice Cream – A Mother Dairy Product – Commercial Shoot

The next morning, I was to work in Colaba on a commercial. After the previous day’s travel nightmare, being able to walk to work was a most pleasant contrast. Altir took me to the shoot, which was housed in a bunch of clapped out old warehouses right by the port.

There I met Paris, a young French woman, who has been in India for 10 years, living as an actor no less. I found this most encouraging. Since they hadn’t even finished preparing the set, Paris, Peti, a young Hungarian guy and I went out to the waterfront and just lay and sunned ourselves. When they came to get us for costumes, I was able to wear the shorts I came in, and got an even looser fitting T shirt. What a contrast from the day before, in all senses. So while it was just as hot, at least we were in comfortable clothes and the atmosphere was a lot more relaxed.

The theme of the commercial was wheelchair basketball, which I thought was a bit retarded for pushing this ice cream
. I was supposed to be in the crowd cheering on the game, which had been shot the day before. The directors loved me. I did everything I was told. I jumped up and down, cheered and gesticulated. One thing that surprised me is that they used the real ice cream product. You would think that they’d have a mock up of some sort, given the grueling heat, but no. At one point, when jumping, the chocolate soup in my cone splattered all over and I had to be cleaned up.

The jumping and cheering took up the better part of the morning. Over lunch I chatted with Gabriela, who was ostensibly from Sweden. Now here was an interesting figure: father from Chile, mother from Finland, first language Spanish, lived in Sweden, Chile and Spain, traveled in India, Africa and South America, and an archetypal example of what I would term Nationally Confused. We immediately hit it off and I promised to profile her for the series of the same name.

In the afternoon, Paris and I had to walk across the set smiling and chatting while the wheelchair-bound heroes were chomping on endless bars of ice cream. It was fun.

A final point of interest was that the director’s name was also Andre, and as a Goan, it too was of Portuguese inspiration. He also had a shaved head. But he was quite a bit darker than me.

In the end, I told Amjad that since I had come to write about movies, that I would do one more commercial since I had already promised, but afterwards, I only wanted to do films with big name stars, and preferably song sequences. He readily agreed. So sit back, because there’s more to come.

Jodhaa Akbar – The Shoot

True to form, I was ready and waiting at 6:30 PM. I was reminded of the scene from Bollywood Calling, where the American actor is told to appear at 9 AM on the set, which he dutifully does. Of course the lot is empty. The most junior of the crew begin arriving around 12:30.

In the event, after a few calls to my fixer, I was told to go home at 8:30 and to be ready at 6:30 the next morning.

On the morrow, after a quick cup of tea, I was handed over to Adil, the personal assistant of Amjad Khan, the boss-walla of this particular casting concern. We got into a taxi. I thought going out to Film City in Bandar, in Bombay’s north end, would be a bit much by cab, but in fact, we only went as far as Churchgate Station. My heart sank. We were taking the Suburban Lines train.

This commuter train must be punishment for past-life sins. It is a veritable inner circle of hell. Crowded doesn’t even begin to describe it. It passes through the most wretched of shanty towns, many of which are practically on the train tracks. That the train itself is old and decrepit does not present a problem in itself. Like so many other things in Bombay, such as elevators, bathrooms, and so on, I can fully understand that when money is tight, there may be higher priorities than having shiny new state-of-the-art equipment. But here’s a novel idea: how about cleaning the old stuff?! A good thorough scrubbing, with hot soapy water and a brillo pad!

Fortunately, I had my handy-dandy MP3 player, and I was able to amuse myself for what must have been an eternity. Eventually, we got off Lord knows where. From the station, we took an auto-rickshaw to a most dilapidated bus. No sign of big movie stars here. After another hour or so of sitting around, we started moving. We got on the highway. We crossed a bridge. At this point, it was clear to me that we were leaving the island of Bombay, going into uncharted territory. I’m such a trusting sort, I thought to myself. The trip was pleasant enough, and after about an hour, we pulled into a beautiful location, where a makeshift red palace had been built, against the backdrop of the lovely green hills of Maharashtra. This was to be an A-movie to be sure. In fact, the lead actors were none other than Hritik Roshan
and Aishwarya Rai.

Interestingly, the only other movie I was in Mujse Dosti Karoge!
, five years previously also starred Hritik. So in a sense, it was almost like coming full circle.

Everyone clamored to breakfast. Then I was herded to the costume tent. I was the last to be fitted. No one quite knew what to do with me. A youngster in an imperial sort of costume made eye contact and beckoned for me to come out back. He proceeded to load up a chillum with charas, the local variety of hashish. We smoked. And then the fun truly began.

The onset was quick and strong. I stumbled back to the costume tent. The temperature was rising; I estimate it must have been getting on for nearly 35 Celsius. I had to douse myself with some water, because I began to trip out. I was given the once over, and brought into a different costume tent, with more important looking actors. They looked friendly enough. I was starting to get excited. This was my big debut in the Dream Factory. Watching Bollywood movies on DVD in Tel Aviv, I had often dreamed of opening my eyes one day to find myself in one myself. Suddenly, to my own surprise and amazement, five years of passive movie Hindi coalesced in my brain, and with the synergistic effect of the charas, I opened my mouth, and out came Hindi! It was broken to be sure, but this was my first real conversation. I had crossed that first hurdle to acquiring a new language. I was speaking. The joy was immeasurable, and my intuition told me that it was about to get better.

I was fitted in a very grand costume, quite similar to the other actors in the tent. I was then sent into the makeup room, where they glued a very Islamic looking beard on me. I had come to Bollywood to play bit parts of Westerners. And here I was, playing an Indian, on the day I began to speak Hindi. Despite the fact that in the heat, the beard was itchy as all hell, I thought I would burst with elation. And I had just enough vocabulary to express it in the local idiom, to boot.

So I was to be a light-skinned Moghul courtier. Wikipedia summarizes the movie as follows:



Jodhaa Akbar is a twenthieth century love story about a marriage of alliance that gave birth to true love between a great Mughal emperor, Akbar, and a Rajput princess, Jodhaa.

Politically, success knew no bounds for Emperor Akbar (Hrithik Roshan). After having secured the Hindu Kush, he furthered his realm by conquest until his empire extended from Afghanistan to the Bay of Bengal, and from the Himalayas to the Godavari River. Through a shrewd blend of tolerance, generosity, and force, Akbar won the allegiance of the Rajputs, the most belligerent Hindus. But little did Akbar know that when he married Jodhaa (Aishwarya Rai), a fiery Rajput princess, in order to further strengthen his relations with the Rajputs, he would in turn be embarking upon a new journey – the journey of true love.

The daughter of King Bharmal of Amer, Jodhaa resented being reduced to a mere political pawn in this marriage of alliance, and Akbar’s biggest challenge now did not merely lie in winning battles, but in winning the love of Jodhaa – a love hidden deep below resentment and extreme prejudice. Jodhaa Akbar is their untold love story.

When not on the set, I tried to chat up as many people as I could. The young and groovy assistant directors were too busy for me. I was too shy to approach Hritik, although I retrospect I should have at least attempted to do so. I met Waheed, an Iranian student. And of course all the local actors, who were suitably impressed at my most basic command of their language. Josh-bhai had told me that when Indian men discover you speak Hindi, as a Westerner, they want to ask you about your sex life. Feigning mild offense at such personal questions seems to do the trick to deflect such advances.

We were made to line up so we could greet Emperor Akbar. My beard kept coming unglued, and I was made to stand in a rather uncomfortable position. I was sweating profusely. I got a string of pearls, and someone came and did up my sleeve buttons. Water was hard to come by, and I thought I might faint from heat exhaustion. But I was in the front row, and would greet the Emperor with a grandly gestured Salaam, bowing slightly, and touching my hand to my forehead three times, along with the other courtiers. Then the Emperor was to make a speech. We did four takes: two with eyes following him, and two with eyes looking down.

At one point, I closed my eyes in order to open them. When I did, instead of watching Hritik on a screen, I was really in the movie, with Hritik, Bollywood’s hands-down best dancer, two meters in front of me. My dream had veritably come true.

At the end of a very long day, I was abandoned on the bus, taken to that far off station, and had to fend for myself to get back to Churchgate. It was transport indignity at its worst, but it was well worth it. I would count that day as one of the happiest of my entire life.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

The Dream Factory

14 days till departure

I arrived in Tel Aviv, from Kibbutz Yotvata, in January 2000. At that time, Dil To Pagal Hai was a hit. The title track was being played liberally on local radio. I was fascinated by the music. There was something so real, so authentic about it. I bought the CD and listened to it over and over and over. It made me dream of India, before I had ever been there.

Some time later, I had the opportunity to see the movie on DVD. It starred Shah Rukh Khan, the biggest star in Bollywood. It was long – three hours. And it took a very long time to make it’s point. But the point (which I soon discovered is an interesting matter of itself in Hindi cinema) was poignant: don’t accept an arranged marriage if there’s someone else you really love. If you can, marry for love. And you can. Dreams can come true.

This is a culturally sensitive point in India, where arranged marriages by far and wide are the norm. In most cases, this does not mean coerced marriages. When youngsters get to marriageable age (and this varies with social level and educational background) parents of the same caste and ethnic group confer with each other and set up introductions between prospective couples. In the end, most couples themselves choose their match. Clearly, this is not an easy decision, especially at a young age, and to be sure, implicit social pressure can be considered a form of coercion.

When you marry in India, entire extended families are tied by kinship. That’s why it is so important to know what kind of family you are marrying into. It also speaks directly to the point of what kind of life each can provide the other, especially in the case of the groom providing for the bride. Honor is involved. Marriage can be a vehicle for social climbing. More often than not, there is also the issue of a dowry. The bride mostly goes and lives with her husband’s family. Indian mothers can be notoriously jealous of their sons, and this understandably leads to friction between them and their daughters-in-law. There is a strong personage of the evil mother-in-law. Indeed, this is one of the abiding stereotypes of Indian cinema and soap operas.

Women can find themselves in a very vulnerable position, since it is frighteningly possible that they can be denied rights and opportunities at the hands of their husbands. Marriage is a one-way contract for them, since there is still an enormous taboo against divorce. And all the while there is pressure from both sides to make a good match in a timely fashion. India is a very tradition-bound and conservative society. As in other such countries, this characteristic is more acutely palpable among the poor rural masses. And while many sectors of the population have embraced forms of Western modernity, often the aspects adopted are selective, and the tradition-bound thinking is right below the surface.

And yet, India is also a cosmopolitan and multi-faceted democracy. India has the largest movie industry in the world. And with such a varied population, for a movie to have mass appeal, it has to speak to multiple audiences, often simultaneously. In most cases this is done with universal archetypes. This is a bit of an indictment. Nevertheless silly romantic fools like me can look for and even find meaning within such content, since it is presented in a thoughtful and intelligent manner. Above all, movies are entertainment. There has to be drama, and music, laughter and tears. In short, they have to engage you and draw you in, whether you are the university intellectual, entrepreneur, computer programmer, office clerk, factory worker, soldier, rural businessman, or poor farmer. And to both entertain and sensitively relay a social message to which people would otherwise be instinctively resistant, is in essence, the genius of the Bollywood film. And yet, most movie-goers the world over are looking for light entertainment, and sure enough there is plenty of that in Hindi cinema. But there is also more for those who are looking.

Once you overcome the initial foreignness of the medium, Hindi cinema is wonderful entertainment that also shows you a window of how social change is taking place in the world’s largest democracy. And many of the lessons, while not articulated in a way in which we are accustomed, can help us ask questions about ourselves and our own societies.

For years I have had this cockamamie fantasy about acting and dancing in Hindi cinema. One might even expect that given that I have what in all likelihood amounts to Israel’s largest collection of Hindi cinema DVDs. When I see the colors and the costumes and hear that film music, I imagine myself in the scene, being part of all that magic. Except that I’m crazy enough to actually do it, and write a book about the experience to boot! Two weeks from today I arrive in Mumbai. I know where the extra recruiters hunt for their labor. And I’ve got my smattering of Hindi. And I’ve got some pretty good moves for a white boy, too.

If I’ve come away with one lesson from the Bollywood ethos, it is to follow your dreams, even if you have to face down all the obstacles and prejudices that the world hurls at you in the process. Here goes.